Pay-Per-Minute Internet.

I spent my last 1 min 40 sec creating this blog. Should have brought more money.

More on coffee, acting like an old person, and the 1994 Airport Bye-Laws later.

Wait until you see how much I know about the 1994 Airport Bye-Laws, Section 8 in particular. I've become an extension of wikipedia on the subject.

All will become clear in time.